Grammar Rules

 
  1. Never use a long word when a diminutive one will do.

  2. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.

  3. Contractions aren't necessary.

  4. One should never generalize.

  5. Eliminate quotations. As Ralph Waldo Emerson said, "I hate quotations. Tell me what you know."

  6. Don't be redundant; don't use more words than necessary; it's highly superfluous.

  7. Be more or less specific.

  8. One-word sentences? Eliminate.

  9. Who needs rhetorical questions?

  10. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement.

  11. capitalize every sentence and remember always end it with punctuation

  12. Proofread carefully to see if you words out.

  13. If you reread your work, you can find on rereading a great deal of repetition can be avoided by rereading and editing.

  14. Don't overuse exclamation marks!!!

  15. Place pronouns as close as possible, especially in long sentences, as of 10 or more words, to their antecedents.

  16. If any word is improper at the end of a sentence, a linking verb is.

  17. Take the bull by the hand and avoid mixing metaphors.

  18. Last but not least, avoid clichés like the plague; they're old hat; seek viable alternatives.